do you think if i die now i’ll have enough time to be reincarnated as kim kardashians baby
(via j4cqueeee)
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
(via hello-mari)
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
(via hello-mari)
